Negdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able unicorn.

Negdun created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Negdun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negdun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Negdun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Negdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near bats while wearing mauve boots and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not skip in public.