Sitdamnil is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage chinchilla.

Sitdamnil created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitdamnil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sitdamnil, she will turn you into a frog.

Sitdamnil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sitdamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sitdamnil on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Sitdamnil's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitdamnil.