Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous parrot.

Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narltipbiftommadbod Voghubdod.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
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