Padvanweggess is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent deer.

Padvanweggess created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padvanweggess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Padvanweggess, he will cry a lot.

Padvanweggess' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Padvanweggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. You must love Padvanweggess.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not take Padvanweggess' name in vain.