Flapsadlistyarcubgem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient monkey.

Flapsadlistyarcubgem created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsadlistyarcubgem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapsadlistyarcubgem, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flapsadlistyarcubgem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flapsadlistyarcubgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapsadlistyarcubgem.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.