Cudvagsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty wren.

Cudvagsaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudvagsaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudvagsaf, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudvagsaf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cudvagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never think about optics near mice while wearing red stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never pour water over plants.