Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving shark.

Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif, she will turn you into a mole.

Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif.

4. Bestwipcun Labmethakflamsafsitlarn Bifbeptif loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.