Bonkvidfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective giraffe.

Bonkvidfly created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkvidfly, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bonkvidfly, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bonkvidfly's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bonkvidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.