Getbarnbim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet penguin.

Getbarnbim created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Getbarnbim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getbarnbim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Getbarnbim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Getbarnbim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.