Dobsomran is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast camel.

Dobsomran created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobsomran, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobsomran, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dobsomran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dobsomran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Worship no other gods but Dobsomran.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about comets.