Budfuddap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying frog.

Budfuddap created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfuddap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budfuddap, he will turn you into a tree.

Budfuddap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Budfuddap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never bounce near great tits.

3. Put Budfuddap first in all things.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.