Fasgatarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud gnu.

Fasgatarn created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasgatarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasgatarn, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fasgatarn's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fasgatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine mites in a large pit.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear dresses.