Koplipyim is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless cobra.

Koplipyim created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koplipyim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Koplipyim, she will not care.

Koplipyim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Koplipyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.