Sitbabzig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless jackal.

Sitbabzig created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbabzig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitbabzig, she will turn you into a tree.

Sitbabzig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sitbabzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Put Sitbabzig first in all things.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never think about black holes.