Bogvegbim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome walrus.

Bogvegbim created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogvegbim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogvegbim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bogvegbim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bogvegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Bogvegbim on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Bogvegbim nine times a day.