Logcutnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful finch.

Logcutnan created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Logcutnan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logcutnan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Logcutnan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Logcutnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Put Logcutnan first in all things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Logcutnan on top of all buildings.