Wadmumsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous cat.

Wadmumsaw created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadmumsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadmumsaw, it will curse you with boils.

Wadmumsaw's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wadmumsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wadmumsaw first in all things.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never wear fawn coats.