Sinmothug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate lobster.

Sinmothug created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Sinmothug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinmothug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sinmothug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sinmothug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.