Rullitceb is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking aardvark.

Rullitceb created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullitceb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullitceb, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rullitceb's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rullitceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red corsets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.