Stipdavgan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic camel.

Stipdavgan created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipdavgan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stipdavgan, he will turn you into a rat.

Stipdavgan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stipdavgan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Stipdavgan nine times a day.

4. Never wear fawn coats.

5. Never look in ponds.