Dannatbarn is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, happy
ferret.
Dannatbarn created water four years ago.
If you believe in
Dannatbarn, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dannatbarn, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Dannatbarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Dannatbarn's Holy Commandments1. Dannatbarn loves voles, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never sprint in holy places.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dannatbarn.