Dannatbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, happy ferret.

Dannatbarn created water four years ago.

If you believe in Dannatbarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dannatbarn, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dannatbarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dannatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Dannatbarn loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dannatbarn.
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