Camlibgod Vonvennadhen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest elephant.

Camlibgod Vonvennadhen created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camlibgod Vonvennadhen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camlibgod Vonvennadhen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Camlibgod Vonvennadhen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Camlibgod Vonvennadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.