Mobbestxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient giraffe.

Mobbestxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mobbestxuc, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobbestxuc, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mobbestxuc's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mobbestxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Mobbestxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Mobbestxuc's priests.