Talbad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful bee.

Talbad created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talbad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Talbad, he will remove you from existence.

Talbad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Talbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Talbad first in all things.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never feed lots of bread to pigs while wearing white scarves.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talbad.