Cidcamhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful centipede.

Cidcamhiv created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidcamhiv, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidcamhiv, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cidcamhiv's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cidcamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Cidcamhiv loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always obey Cidcamhiv's priests.
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