Dabgudbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain wyvern.

Dabgudbep created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgudbep, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dabgudbep, he will make you grow a tail.

Dabgudbep's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dabgudbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never feed lemons to turtles while wearing tights.

5. Never eat grapes.