Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm hummingbird.

Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn, it will make you grow a tail.

Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cipbatbarn Abzenkennurtbamhunbatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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