Cussgebfad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane spider.

Cussgebfad created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgebfad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussgebfad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cussgebfad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cussgebfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing violet coats.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.