Gubrillgen is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, dishonest
sheep.
Gubrillgen created Africa two years ago.
If you believe in
Gubrillgen, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gubrillgen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Gubrillgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Gubrillgen's Holy Commandments1. Always wear purple.
2. Gubrillgen loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gubrillgen in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never hurt manatees.