Gubrillgen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest sheep.

Gubrillgen created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Gubrillgen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubrillgen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gubrillgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gubrillgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Gubrillgen loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gubrillgen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hurt manatees.