Dobtagranpannigfuding is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, egotistical
dolphin.
Dobtagranpannigfuding created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobtagranpannigfuding, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dobtagranpannigfuding, it will turn you into a duck.
Dobtagranpannigfuding's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Dobtagranpannigfuding's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dobtagranpannigfuding in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never mention porpoises.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.