Dobtagranpannigfuding is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical dolphin.

Dobtagranpannigfuding created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtagranpannigfuding, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobtagranpannigfuding, it will turn you into a duck.

Dobtagranpannigfuding's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dobtagranpannigfuding's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dobtagranpannigfuding in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.