Spagjatjin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical centipede.

Spagjatjin created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagjatjin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spagjatjin, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Spagjatjin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Spagjatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Never wear white corsets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.