Wadfonlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous mink.

Wadfonlit created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfonlit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadfonlit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wadfonlit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wadfonlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wadfonlit.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Wadfonlit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.