Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow fox.

Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cepvilflisbellhiv Gubtifcin Yartzodfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always wear white.
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