Farcebhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, capable dragon.

Farcebhug created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farcebhug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farcebhug, he will destroy your home planet.

Farcebhug's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Farcebhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Farcebhug on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Farcebhug.