Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm ferret.

Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rakcapquillstig Hunkinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing yellow rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.