Cipsanfom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless centipede.

Cipsanfom created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsanfom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cipsanfom, he will not care.

Cipsanfom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cipsanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing brown jumpers and balancing six platinum spheres on your back.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipsanfom.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.