Ratxenlib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited bee.

Ratxenlib created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratxenlib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ratxenlib, it will curse you with boils.

Ratxenlib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ratxenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about optics near monkeys while wearing violet rings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.