Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing octopus.

Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad, she will not care at all.

Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad's Holy Commandments

1. Cadapprutdibgudruttzakpad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing shoes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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