Bugfadcun is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, clever
slug.
Bugfadcun created water four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugfadcun, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bugfadcun, he will turn you into a duck.
Bugfadcun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Bugfadcun's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing brown coats.
3. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.
4. Never wear mauve scarves.
5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bugfadcun in the centre of the settlement.