Bugfadcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever slug.

Bugfadcun created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfadcun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bugfadcun, he will turn you into a duck.

Bugfadcun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bugfadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing brown coats.

3. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear mauve scarves.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bugfadcun in the centre of the settlement.