Tomsiglig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish rhinoceros.

Tomsiglig created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomsiglig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tomsiglig, he will ignore you.

Tomsiglig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tomsiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Tomsiglig first in all things.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomsiglig.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.