Donlistjopnuthudflat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Donlistjopnuthudflat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Donlistjopnuthudflat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donlistjopnuthudflat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Donlistjopnuthudflat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Donlistjopnuthudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.