Habyarrotnell is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, clever chinchilla.

Habyarrotnell created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Habyarrotnell, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habyarrotnell, it will not care at all.

Habyarrotnell's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Habyarrotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing orange corsets.
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