Nillcipbun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying scorpion.

Nillcipbun created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcipbun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillcipbun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nillcipbun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nillcipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillcipbun.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.