Gepvigcuss is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, witty
lion.
Gepvigcuss created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gepvigcuss, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gepvigcuss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Gepvigcuss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Gepvigcuss' Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Never sprint near squirrels.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
5. Erect five lead sculptures of Gepvigcuss on top of important buildings.