Wipappyat Wangabmin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless cow.

Wipappyat Wangabmin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipappyat Wangabmin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipappyat Wangabmin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wipappyat Wangabmin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wipappyat Wangabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.