Dussnabsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful ferret.

Dussnabsand created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Dussnabsand, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussnabsand, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dussnabsand's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dussnabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Dussnabsand must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about manatees.