Fetgenvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart otter.

Fetgenvol created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Fetgenvol, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fetgenvol, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fetgenvol's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fetgenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Fetgenvol must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to tapirs while wearing red rings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.