Gudbess is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic deer.

Gudbess created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbess, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudbess, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gudbess' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gudbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never feed rice to otters while wearing shoes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gudbess in the centre of the settlement.