Yakzensom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able centaur.

Yakzensom created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakzensom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakzensom, he will be very unhappy.

Yakzensom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yakzensom's Holy Commandments

1. Yakzensom loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Do not take Yakzensom's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.