Fobsandfud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, weak capybara.

Fobsandfud created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobsandfud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobsandfud, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fobsandfud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fobsandfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.